Selectd Sardar Jokes for this 2010 ... Keep Smiling for this year and many more years ahead ...
Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Because I got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange it with someone from the lower berth?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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A Sardar went to a bank to open a savings A/C. After seeing the form, he went to Delhi to fill it up. Can you guess why?
On the form was written "FILL UP THE FORM IN CAPITAL"
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Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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19 sardars went for a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19?
They replied that the film was only for above 18.
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A Sardar photographer focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
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Sardar & family go to a party.
He introduces himself.
"I Sardar,
She Sardarnee,
The boy, my kid
And the girl, my kidney"
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever!!!!
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
"Oye yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: "Why are u laughing?"
Sardar: "I have an Airtel phone but still Hutch network is following me."
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A teacher tells all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardar.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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What does a Sardar do after taking a photocopy?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Sardar proposes to a Girl
Girl said, "I am 1 years elder to you"
Sardar said: "Oye, no problem, Soniye. I'll marry you NEXT YEAR."
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says: "Drink quickly."
Wife: "Why? What's the rush?"
Sardar says: "Look at the menu. Hot coffee Rs. 5/- and Cold coffee Rs. 10/-"
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Sardar's wish:
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like all the passengers in the bus he was driving."
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Sardar at an art gallery: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?"
Art dealer: "I beg your pardon, sir. That’s a mirror!"
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast."
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says, "CHIN YU YAN" and dies."
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is: "You are standing on the Oxygen Tube!"
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